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• Just bought a ticket to tomorrow's PandoMonthly event. Who else is going? http://t.co/NxARzMey 3 hrs ago
• Awesome new stickers for the Growth team, courtesy of @erikeldridge! http://t.co/ADP5nLQJ 4 hrs ago
• Upside of working @twitter: minimal awkward coworker friending on FB. Downside: feeling like I gotta hold back on the poop jokes here 15 hrs ago
• In the last five minutes I have seen @ErinTeague get excited about (a) a pen, and (b) a new mac charger. #simplethings 1 day ago
• 1.5 years into a career working closely with big data, and I still cannot hear the word 'sharding' without giggling a little inside. 1 day ago
• This 'twitter super bowl' is entirely about commercials and nothing about football. #disappointed #signingoff 2 days ago
• Now that Komen's on the shitlist, what's a brah gotta do to support some boobs around here? #boobpuns #stillwantosavethetatas 5 days ago
• Annoyed that Fox delays online viewing of The New Girl by 8 days. #omgthatsjanisfrommeangirls #melikey 6 days ago
• Conflict of interest: need to go to work-related happy hour, but want to just go home and read the FB S1. 6 days ago
• THIS. “@JimGaffigan: Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?” 1 week ago
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