Ten Years Ago – I was a pubescent pre-teen. My facial hair was coming in (more), my voice was deepening, and most importantly, I had found a new hobby.
Five Years Ago – I had just finished high school and was preparing to leave for Michigan. It was a pretty boring summer. Good thing I had my hobby.
One Year Ago – I had just gotten back from a month in Europe and was looking forward to moving to New York to start my life as an auditor. Looking forward?? What the fuck was I thinking back then? Did I mention I’m an auditor? What the fuck was I looking forward to?
Yesterday – I showed up late to work and spent all day nursing a hangover from the Fourth of July, when I played some of the best beer pong I’ve played in my life (God I miss school). In the evening, I went out to dinner with a friend from high school, who was visiting New York with her family. Free dinner at a nice restaurant…..SCORE!
Tomorrow – I will go to work and have a supremely uneventful day. Four of you will IM me and ask me to post something more funny.
5 Snacks I Enjoy – Any cheesy snack (goldfish, cheese-its, etc), Doritos…um….3 bean burritos?
5 Songs I Know All The Words To -
Barenaked Ladies – One Week
Lambchop – This Is The Song That Never Ends
Sir Mix-A-Lot – Baby Got Back
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way
The ABC’s
As a side note, one of my goals in life is to learn all of the words to We Didn’t Start The Fire.
5 Reality TV Shows I Watch – The first few episodes of American Idol, Beauty and the Geek, Punk’D…I don’t really watch too much reality TV. BUT, I will say that Big Brother (The UK Version) is one of the best produced reality shows ever. Maaaarco!!!
5 Television Shows I Watch Daily – Who the fuck watches 5 TV shows a day? I usually catch a Seinfeld re-run or two in the evening, followed by a couple of hours of whatever’s on the primetime lineup for that evening, then channel surfing for another hour or two. So wait….I just answered my own question.
5 Things I Would Do with $100 million -
Make phunKtion a reality
Buy a small country and name it abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Buy 10,000 songs for my iPod (take THAT, Napster)
Pay off my student loans….in pennies
NOT end poverty (hey, they’re the ones that said they wanted my voice, not my money)
5 Locations I Would Love To Run Away To -
Jamaica, Prague, London, Outer Space, 106 & Park (I’ve always wanted to see what the big fuss is about)
5 Things I Like Doing – Eating, pooping, blogging (apparently in that order), poker, eating taco bell
5 Things I Would Never Wear – a feather boa, speedos, high heels, white after labor day, stripes on stripes (I just learned the last one today)
5 Recently Seen Movies I Like – Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Star Wars III, Madagascar…I can’t remember any others
5 Famous People I’d Like to Meet – Dave Chappelle, Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Girl Who Plays Hermione in the Harry Potter Movies (4 years from now 
, Gwen Stefani (only because I want to slap the bananas out of her for that last song)
5 Biggest Joys of the Moment – The existence of Taco Bell, The lack of stuff to do at work right now, Homestyle Ranch Potato Chips from our cafeteria, The dump I just took, The fact that this thing is nearly over
5 People To Tag – I only know one other blogger (who hasn’t already done this), so Lev – Tag, you’re it!
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