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Its the Simple Accomplishments That Make Me Most Proud

For those that don’t know, Dave Barry is a pretty famous humor columnist for the Miami Herald, who also has his own blog. As a fan of the show, he also often blogs about 24.

Yesterday he posted a link to random Jack Bauer facts.

After reading the top thirty (as rated by readers) and dying of laughter, I decided to submit a few of my own.

The lyrics “He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…” were actually written about Jack Bauer.

Jesus wears a bracelet that says WWJBD.

When Jack Bauer says “DAMN IT,” God actually damns someone.

At the time of this blog entry, the last one is IN THE TOP THIRTY!

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By Amish
— January 23, 2006 at 9:50 am
  • Anonymous

    Unfortunately, I’m no longer in the top thirty. It was fun while it lasted.

    Go find my facts and vote for them!

  • http://www.amishshah.com Amish

    Unfortunately, I’m no longer in the top thirty. It was fun while it lasted.

    Go find my facts and vote for them!

  • Kevin
  • Kevin
  • Kevin
  • Kevin
  • Anonymous

    Take that back (before Jack Bauer hurts you).

  • http://www.amishshah.com Amish

    Take that back (before Jack Bauer hurts you).

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com/ Caroline

    Am I the only one who isn’t bored enough to watch 24?

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    Am I the only one who isn’t bored enough to watch 24?

  • http://www.amishshah.com Amish

    If by bored, you mean cool, then yes.

  • Anonymous

    If by bored, you mean cool, then yes.

  • http://www.amishshah.com/2006/01/menu622.html Amish In The City

    Menu,6,2,2

    While in India, I rediscovered a fun way to kill time. Mad props to whoever can figure out the subject of this post. My money’s on R. Sharma….

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com/ Caroline

    Ouch, low blow. This is like when everyone was really into the OC.

    Seriously, how long can he stay awake?

    I think the best defense for his torture techniques would be to offer him a pillow, blankey, and teddy bear, because the dude has to be tired. Except it’s Jack Bauer, so it’d have to be a Ninja teddy bear, equipped with hidden numchucks.

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    Ouch, low blow. This is like when everyone was really into the OC.

    Seriously, how long can he stay awake?

    I think the best defense for his torture techniques would be to offer him a pillow, blankey, and teddy bear, because the dude has to be tired. Except it’s Jack Bauer, so it’d have to be a Ninja teddy bear, equipped with hidden numchucks.

  • Anonymous

    Well each season is not a consecutive day (they are a year or so apart), so really he’s only staying awake for 24 hours at a time.

    But if we wanted to stay awake for 5 hours, he could totally do it.

  • http://www.amishshah.com Amish

    Well each season is not a consecutive day (they are a year or so apart), so really he’s only staying awake for 24 hours at a time.

    But if we wanted to stay awake for 5 hours, he could totally do it.

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