Hypothetical Quote of the Moment

• Now that Komen's on the shitlist, what's a brah gotta do to support some boobs around here? #boobpuns #stillwantosavethetatas 1 day ago
• Annoyed that Fox delays online viewing of The New Girl by 8 days. #omgthatsjanisfrommeangirls #melikey 2 days ago
• Conflict of interest: need to go to work-related happy hour, but want to just go home and read the FB S1. 2 days ago
• THIS. “@JimGaffigan: Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?” 4 days ago
• Golf in January. #nocomplaintshere http://t.co/Ukr1S8rD 5 days ago
• Come work for @twitter: http://t.co/dcgWINdG 1 week ago
• laughed so hard, that shit cray “@nancybroden: Two Dicks: @mracus and @dickc http://t.co/53KqpcPr” 1 week ago
• RT @TMZ: If THIS tweet gets 1,000 RTs, we'll never tweet about Kim Kardashian again 1 week ago
• omg #hackweek head asplode 1 week ago
• The demos from #hackweek are starting to roll in and this shit. is. dope. 1 week ago
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