In case you haven’t heard, leading astronomers around the world have decided to reneg on previously accepted scientific fact and have demoted Pluto’s status as a planet in our solar system. Pluto is no longer a planet.
In honor of this momentously trivial occasion, I have compiled a few lists…
Things That Would Not Be The Same If There Were One Less
1. Wonders Of The World
2. Taco Bells
3. Jessica Albas
4. Candles (16…get it?)
5. #41
6. Testicles
7. Gifts in my ultimate wedding gift
8. Dalmations
Things We Could Use One Less Of
1. Britney Spears babies
2. Girls who have rejected me
3. Yankees wins this past weekend
4. Sequels to “Big Momma’s House”
5. “Big Momma’s House”
6. Posts that were blatantly written for Gawker but were rejected
7. Hours wasted writing this post which is turning out to be not that great
8. Movies titled “Snakes On A Plane”
Things That We Could Use One More Of
1. Dollars in my salary (times 10^8)
2. Taco Bells near my apartment
3. Jessica Albas (in my apartment)
4. Michigan Basketball NCAA tournament appearances
5. 1/2 hour of Entourage each week
6. Inch of length on my…..television. Yeah, television.
7. Item for this list so that it would have eight like the others
