Holy crapoly did you waste a lot of time at this website today?!
Seriously, according to my logs, you were here for about 2.5 hours and read just…about…every…post. 25 archive pages worth. I can’t even fathom how you did that. I feel like this is too good to be true. That my statcounter messed up somehow. Or that someone is playing a practical joke on me. I simply cannot comprehend how someone could be that bored so as to waste half of their afternoon actually reading everything written here. I mean, I’ve got pride about this blog an all, but damn, what the hell is wrong with you?!
I want to buy you a drink.







