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Dear Person From Polo Ralph Lauren

Holy crapoly did you waste a lot of time at this website today?!

Seriously, according to my logs, you were here for about 2.5 hours and read just…about…every…post. 25 archive pages worth. I can’t even fathom how you did that. I feel like this is too good to be true. That my statcounter messed up somehow. Or that someone is playing a practical joke on me. I simply cannot comprehend how someone could be that bored so as to waste half of their afternoon actually reading everything written here. I mean, I’ve got pride about this blog an all, but damn, what the hell is wrong with you?!

I want to buy you a drink.

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  • http://youlookreallygreat.blogspot.com/ Megan

    Can they hook me up with a discount too?

  • http://youlookreallygreat.blogspot.com Megan

    Can they hook me up with a discount too?

  • http://youlookreallygreat.blogspot.com/ Megan

    And please Amish, never type out “according to my logs,” ever Ever EVER again.

  • http://youlookreallygreat.blogspot.com Megan

    And please Amish, never type out “according to my logs,” ever Ever EVER again.

  • http://klyx.net/ David

    Hey Amish, looks like you got the Google Reader Plugin working…sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner!

  • http://klyx.net David

    Hey Amish, looks like you got the Google Reader Plugin working…sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner!

  • http://www.none.com/ Melanie

    Blogs are one of the best ways to kill time at work without making it quite so obvious that you’re killing time at work. I also suggest books online.

  • http://www.none.com Melanie

    Blogs are one of the best ways to kill time at work without making it quite so obvious that you’re killing time at work. I also suggest books online.

  • http://www.pinknest.blogspot.com/ pinknest

    yes that line…”according to my logs…” LOL!!! best line ever.

  • http://www.pinknest.blogspot.com pinknest

    yes that line…”according to my logs…” LOL!!! best line ever.

  • http://daydreamed.blogspot.com/ Ben McKnight

    Congrats on your first blogstalker. Hopefully, she’s nothing like the real life stalker I used to have. At least she dresses nice (or he, I suppose…).

  • http://daydreamed.blogspot.com Ben McKnight

    Congrats on your first blogstalker. Hopefully, she’s nothing like the real life stalker I used to have. At least she dresses nice (or he, I suppose…).

  • Dani

    It IS boredom. And a massive hangover. :)

  • Dani

    It IS boredom. And a massive hangover. :)

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