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Late Saturday Night, Illustrated

In case you need explanation (though with those drawings, how could you?), the story goes: I got home from the bar at 4am. Was talking on the phone (blackberry) and held it to my face with my shoulder so I could use my hands to open my window. Phone slipped out, got a terribly unlucky bounce, and fell out the window. After a ridiculously long free fall, during which my phone book flashed before my eyes*, it crashed on the sidewalk 27 floors down. A new phone has been ordered.

*Luckily, I regularly sync my blackberry to my computer, so most of my numbers are backed up. But I had JUST gotten someone’s number that night. Chelsea, if you’re reading this, call me.

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  • http://guestofaguest.com/ guestofaguest

    Hate when that happens! You should try missed connections on Craigslist, see if Chelsea is there ;)

  • http://guestofaguest.com guestofaguest

    Hate when that happens! You should try missed connections on Craigslist, see if Chelsea is there ;)

  • Carrie

    Chelsea is reading this…and dying laughing. Phone call/text message to follow.

  • Carrie

    Chelsea is reading this…and dying laughing. Phone call/text message to follow.

  • Briggs

    Those pictures remind me of the computer art class I took in 6th grade.

  • Briggs

    Those pictures remind me of the computer art class I took in 6th grade.

  • http://feistyred.tumblr.com/ Alice

    Hilarious. Just saw your email, but can’t respond at work. That’s really funny- whatever, I love my tumblr. It always me to rant all day from my phone no less!

  • http://feistyred.tumblr.com Alice

    Hilarious. Just saw your email, but can’t respond at work. That’s really funny- whatever, I love my tumblr. It always me to rant all day from my phone no less!

  • Drew

    Your doormen read “the Game” by Neil Strauss. I was over hanging out at your building with Casey and Jenn, and the girls pointed it out to me!

  • Drew

    Your doormen read “the Game” by Neil Strauss. I was over hanging out at your building with Casey and Jenn, and the girls pointed it out to me!

  • http://coleslawblog.blogspot.com/ CrimeNotes

    I assume that by “Chelsea,” you’re referring to the entire neighborhood, not a chick.

  • http://coleslawblog.blogspot.com/ CrimeNotes

    LOLzy, etc.

  • http://coleslawblog.blogspot.com CrimeNotes

    I assume that by “Chelsea,” you’re referring to the entire neighborhood, not a chick.

  • http://coleslawblog.blogspot.com CrimeNotes

    LOLzy, etc.

  • http://www.crazysayswhat.com/ Vanessa

    Whoopsey! Tell me your getting another CrackBerry though. I want a new CrackBerry because my current one doesn’t have a camera and I really want that. Also? I did that same maneuver from the 12th floor onto Rector St. with a rug. The wind caught it and it went into the cemetary at Trinity Church. I was too embarrassed to go claim it.

  • http://www.crazysayswhat.com Vanessa

    Whoopsey! Tell me your getting another CrackBerry though. I want a new CrackBerry because my current one doesn’t have a camera and I really want that. Also? I did that same maneuver from the 12th floor onto Rector St. with a rug. The wind caught it and it went into the cemetary at Trinity Church. I was too embarrassed to go claim it.

  • http://happysort.wordpress.com/ bigheavy

    hilarious illustrations. only second to the dragonfly assault

  • http://happysort.wordpress.com bigheavy

    hilarious illustrations. only second to the dragonfly assault

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